Sunday evening…
me: Steven, if you poo tomorow to your diper you are not going to have milk!
Steven: ok
Monday morning…
me: Steven, what’s in your pants?
Steven: poo
me: so let’s wash your behind, but you are not getting the milk as I said yesterday!
Steven: well after we was my behind I am getting the milk!
me: No you aren’t!!
Steven: well I am, if there’s no poo in diper than I am having the milk…
children’s logic has got me again…